Hello everybody my name is Gary McMaggot. I am a haggard old man living in some run down trailer with a bunch of broken down boats that will never see water again and rusted out trucks strewn about. I have this trailer that is my love shack though it never sees any love. And there is also my shed that I use to hold my slaves. Other than that I don't have much else going in life.

I am 50 years old but I look 35 but only as long as I am wearing my redneck hat that my mammy gave and said belonged to my daddy. There are about 120 different hats. My momma was the neighborhood slut. I used to get teased about that all the time how my momma would fuck everyone in the neighborhood. I wish she didn't give it away like that. She should of charged for it like I do down at the truck stops along I-5. Called Gay Gary's Stuttering Gloryhole. Home of the Stuttering Deephole Special.

I am a stuttering idiot that makes Porky Pig sound normal. And if you are around me make sure you wear a face shield with all the spittle flying about and everywhere. All the kids would make fun of me running around going " badeep badeep your mom's a slut gary " sounding like Porky Pig. They were so mean to me. I still cry at night thinking about that.

Here I might add an entry whenever I make an update to my web site. Where appropriate, I'll include a link to the change. For example:

11/1/01 - Added new photos to Vacation Album page.